As a human being, I’m pretty clean cut. No messing around with those boys in blue.
With that in mind, the fact I will be spending the entire evening in the company of a member of the police is unnerving to say the least, but alas, it needs to be done. An unruly gentleman has committed fraud by deception against yours truly, and I now must retell my story to the law.
What it means for you, dear reader, is a truncated Dirtsheet. Take consolation in the fact that I have spent just as much effort trawling over stats, team news and injury reports as usual – it’s just that I have not enough time to tell you why they are my picks!
Hopefully by GW25, I will have a few hundred euro back in my pocket and more time to justify my selections!
Here’s the Dirtsheet for Gameweek 24!
THE DIRTSHEET: GAMEWEEK 24
The Eleven – (3-4-3)
David DeGea (MUN)
Opponent – Stoke City (A)
Steven Caulker (CAR)
Opponent – Norwich City (H)
Per Mertesacker (ARS)
Opponent – Crystal Palace (H)
Leighton Baines (EVE)
Opponent – Aston Villa (H)
Christian Eriksen (TOT)
Opponent – Hull City (A)
Santi Cazorla (ARS)
Opponent – Crystal Palace (H)
Adam Lallana (SOU)
Opponent – Fulham (A)
Yaya Toure (SUN)
Opponent – Chelsea (A)
Luis Suarez (LIV)
Opponent – West Bromich Albion (A)
Daniel Sturridge (LIV)
Opponent – West Bromich Albion (A)
Robin Van Persie (MUN)
Opponent – Stoke City (A)
The Captain – Luis Suarez (LIV)
The Clean Sheets
I’m looking to Manchester United, Everton, Arsenal, Cardiff City and West Ham United to return clean sheets.
The Unusual Suspects
Defender: James Collins (WHU)
Midfielder: Kevin Mirallas (EVE)
Striker: Christian Benteke (AST)
Captain: Santi Cazorla (ARS)
And that’s a wrap! It’s quick, it’s informative and it’s helpful. It’s the Dirtsheet, and it’s here every Friday! Please follow us on Twitter and share! Every follower counts!
Fantasy Premier League Strategist 